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I'm 20 years old and I go to UCSB.
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thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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4 hours ago
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booglemoth:

vissible-cracks:

zachsgay:

i need to be like 12x hotter than i am now

0x12=0

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4 hours ago
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brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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16 hours ago
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flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

flowergirlrobichiko:

thecatsmustbecrazy:

special delivery

BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

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23 hours ago
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Similar to the idea of Where’s Waldo, a Tumblr page called Subtle Dildo is posting random, ordinary pictures with a special hidden object. Can you find the dildo?

did-you-kno:

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2 days ago
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spyroflame0487:

donkey kong get your stupid fucking ape hands off of me touching bananas and shit goddamn i hate you so much i cant even eat you because i get the fucking power of looking like a fucking onion fuck you donkey kong

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3 days ago
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sir-hathaway:

I have laughed so that there is no point in breathing anymore. 

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4 hours ago
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illkim:

Entire Class: *forgets to do homework*

Teacher: Well I guess I won’t count it

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22 hours ago
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-ryan:

weloveshortvideos:

When you realise you’ve had one too many..

the slow pan down killlllls me omg

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2 days ago
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analprolapsing:

conveys:

i just realized that the voice in my head when i read things isn’t my own voice omg whose is it

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3 days ago
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HOLDE MINE HAIR

ye olde partie times

Verily, thou art such a lightweight.

Things ye can’t: even.

Thou only liveth once

#YOLOTH

HOLDE MINE HAIR

ye olde partie times

Verily, thou art such a lightweight.

Things ye can’t: even.

Thou only liveth once

#YOLOTH

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3 days ago
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nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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4 days ago
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